TOP 10 DESI JOKES

10. Q: What did the lonely banana say?
A: I'm a kela.

9. Q: What did the green peas say?
A: Nothing. They just mutter- ed

8. Q: What are call-boxes for ghosts called?
A: B(h)ooths

7. Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A: Why do phools fall in love?

6. Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone?
A: Aaloo?

5. Q: What did the confused egg say?
A: I don't unda-stand.

4. Q: What did the half eaten naan say?
A: I wish I was puri.

3. Q: What did the fat car say?
A: I'm a mota car.

2. Q: What did the lonely potato sing?
A: Aaloo lonesome tonight?

1. Q: What is a vegetables favourite love song?
A: Love me tinda.


























- brownguy

btw i gotta get that shirt